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How to Get a Guy by Thinking Like One With Maddie Wiener

December 3, 2018

Show Notes:

Link To Book Standup comic Maddie Wiener joins us this week to try to land a guy with the advice from Think Like a Guy: How to Get a Guy by Thinking Like One by Giuliana Depandi. Successful in her career (NBC Standup semi-finalist, opened for Dave Attell), but unsuccessful in love this should be the perfect book for her. We get into Think Like a Guy, written by an E! news anchor, and find out that Giuliana Depandi thinks men are hunters and women need to think like them to standout out from other women. She really goes delves into the hunting metaphor and says that men don’t appreciate the kill if they can do it in 5 minutes, but if the hunt lasts for hours that’s the deer they bring home and hang on the wall (comparing women to dead and mounted deer is super flattering!) We then start looking at the tips, some of which are a little out there. For example, she says men hate it when you fawn over babies so she says you should ‘just acknowledge them and move on…don’t go out of your way to be nice to them.” I don’t think being nice to babies is a turn off to men and, if so, would you really want a man who thought that? Some tips are also kinda stereotypical, like “don’t be a bad driver,” assuming all women are. She also says, to land a guy, you should have career aspirations, or lie about having them. That sounds like something you should have outside of trying to get a second date from a guy. Maddie takes them all in and decides not to take anything from the book, except maybe the tip about how to serve beer (take it from the freezer and stand there a minute so your nipples will get hard which will excite him.) Subscribe, Rate, and Review on iTunes - Link Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook